Boat Pun T-Shirt — "I Got a Boat If You Got a Throat" Funny Boating Tee for Lake & Fishing Fans

2026-04-13T08:45:54-05:00

Price: 16.47 - 20.80 (36 variants)

| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL
Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50

A laid-back, cheeky tee for people who live for weekends on the water. This lightweight cotton shirt carries a bold, white graphic—"I GOT A BOAT / IF YOU GOT A THROAT"—paired with a simple boat illustration that reads loud and clear from the dock or the marina bar. Soft, breathable fabric and a classic crew cut make it the kind of shirt you reach for before untangling anchors or swapping tall tales with friends. Wear it while rinsing off the deck, walking the boardwalk, or cracking open a cold one after a long day cruising—this shirt feels familiar fast and keeps the mood light and loud.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep the neckline shaped and stable
- DTG main print with DTF sleeve/neck label options; pearlized, tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified; meets EU safety standards and includes 2-year EU warranty