T‑Shirt — "I Don't Date Anymore, I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes" Funny Rescue Shirt

2026-04-13T08:34:40-05:00

Price: 16.47 - 20.80 (29 variants)

| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL
Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50

A soft, lightweight tee with a sharp, witty statement at its center. The clean crew neck and classic fit make it easy to wear alone or layered, while the smooth ring-spun cotton keeps the print crisp and comfortable against the skin. Wear it to spark conversations, show your playful side, or add a humorous edge to casual days. The understated white canvas makes the bold black text pop, delivering the message with confident simplicity.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; meets safety and ethical certifications (Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTG/DTF printing used for crisp sleeve and neck label prints; EU 2-year warranty