T-Shirt — “Roses Are Red, People Are Fake” The First 48 Quote Tee

2026-04-13T15:07:26-05:00

Price: 16.47 - 20.80 (35 variants)

| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL
Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50

A soft, everyday tee with a dry, witty headline that speaks to quiet people who prefer observation over small talk. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels breathable and gentle against skin, while the clean crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette simple and wearable. The front print’s deadpan line breaks the ice without shouting — a subtle statement for coffee shops, late-night porch hangs, true-crime watch parties, or just walking your neighborhood. Wear it alone or layered under a flannel; it settles into your routine and shows off a dry sense of humor without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth look and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/inner neck printing; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty