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Lightweight ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin, while the clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the bold, cheeky typography does the talking. Wear it to the gym warm-up, a casual meet-up, or a weekend errand run when you want to flash a grin and an attitude. The single-piece tubular knit and sturdy ribbed collar hold their shape wash after wash, and a tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. 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A confident pole-silhouette sits beneath the statement “Mind Your Business” with the softer line “my life is expensive” below. Wear it to rehearsal, class, or casual nights out when you want to project self-respect without shouting. The breathable ring-spun cotton drapes cleanly, the ribbed collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable during long sessions. 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Subtle details — a ribbed, shape-retaining collar, shoulder tape for stability, and a pearlized tear-away label — keep comfort front and center. Wear it on slow evenings at the bar, low-key gatherings with friends, or tucked into jeans for a weekend of easy conversation. 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The clean crew neck and classic fit make it easy to wear alone or layered, while the smooth ring-spun cotton keeps the print crisp and comfortable against the skin. Wear it to spark conversations, show your playful side, or add a humorous edge to casual days. 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The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels breathable and gentle against skin, while the clean crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette simple and wearable. The front print’s deadpan line breaks the ice without shouting — a subtle statement for coffee shops, late-night porch hangs, true-crime watch parties, or just walking your neighborhood. Wear it alone or layered under a flannel; it settles into your routine and shows off a dry sense of humor without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth look and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/inner neck printing; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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